Fart Lighting

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Fart lighting

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Flatulence ignition, "fart lighting", "burning farts", "Blue Flaming" (also called a "Blue Blazer"), or "blue darts" is the practice of setting fire to the gasses produced by flatulence. Because of the methane and hydrogen content of such, lighting the resulting gas can result in burns or explosions. Clothing or hair may catch fire and sensitive tissues can be damaged.

Nevertheless, it has become a novelty practice primarily among young men or college students, but is discouraged for its potential for causing injury. Such experiments typically occur on camping trips and single-sex group residences such as dormitories or fraternity houses.

The flammability of bodily gases has caused serious problems in the medical operating room and also in animal slaughterhouses. At least one patient is known to have suffered from the effects of an explosion while undergoing cauterization of a rectal polyp. An electric spark ignited the patient's gasses, resulting in a six-inch (15-cm) hole in the patient's large intestine. However, this was sewn up, and the patient recovered [1].

References in popular culture

Many find a comedic value to lighting of farts. The activity is often represented in pop culture.

In the British comedy Bottom, the character Richard Richard, a 40-year-old virgin played by famous English comedian Rik Mayall, attempts to sell his soul in order to have sex with beautiful women. In order to seal his pact he eats the "sprouts of evil", sprouts left over from last Christmas cooked in curry sauce. Richard Richard also forces his friends to eat some. When the characters regain consciousness hours later, they literally fart flames. One character sets fire to the settee, while another ignites volatile alcohol and destroys the conservatory.

In the film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the character Kenny McCormick dies after attempting to light one of his farts (Kenny's deaths from odd causes are a running gag in the series). After lighting his fart, Kenny goes to the hospital; through a series of events they replace his heart with a baked potato and it explodes, killing him and sending him to hell. Also, in the very first episode ("Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"), Cartman shoots fire out of his anus by virtue of an alien satellite inserted in his rectum.

In UPN's sitcom Rock Me, Baby, two disc jockeys perform the practice on the air. Shortly afterwards, an entire frathouse, inspired by the broadcast, is hospitalized for rectal burning and cauterization after attempting to light their farts—resulting in guilt, heavy fines for the station, and public backlash.

A fantasy sequence in Dumb and Dumber depicts the lead character, played by Jim Carrey, lighting a fart as a party trick in polite company. These unusual circumstances for the trick are intentionally jarring; the character's fantasy is established as bizarre and unrealistic.

In the internet show Angry Kid he is farting on his sister. His sister then farted stronger, on him. He then attempted to bring his fart on fire but it only blew out.

In the Beavis and Butt-head episode "Butt Flambé", the duo visit an emergency room after Beavis severely burns himself by lighting a fart.

In the film Beavis and Butt-head Do America the pair encounter their father(s) in the desert. Over the encounter, the elder man resembling Butt-head offers to show something really cool, then farts into the campfire with atomic results.

The Flaming Gerbil Legend, supposedly reported by a radio show when read from a newspaper article.

The movie Caveman starring Ringo Starr and Shelley Long contains an extended sequence of lit farts.

British comedienne Victoria Wood sang a humorous song that included the words:

I wanted love poems but you couldn't write them,
My ear lobes nibbled but you wouldn't bite them.
You'd only fart and then attempt to light them.
It would never have worked.

An early scene in Werner Herzog's film Stroszek depicts the cellmate of main character Bruno S. offering a lit fart as a parting gift, as Bruno is about to be released from prison. The man resembled Hoss Cartwright from "Bonanza", complete with hat, and a Bonanza poster hung above his bunk.

A 'heart-warming' family scene was presented by Ingmar Bergman in Fanny and Alexander, as part of Christmas activity.

In the movie "Tuner's of Toledo" Hazard lights Kyle's fart in a scene after a race between their Toyota Supra and Nissan Skyline.

In Family Guy Vewer mail #2, Chris Griffin received the powers of Pyrokinesis, and lit Peter Griffin's fart, creating a rather large flame.

In another Family Guy episode, the Big Bang was God lighting a fart.

In the movie Dennis the Menace (1993) Dennis was a captive of small time crook Switchblade Sam who in his stupidity, allowed himself to be tied up by Dennis. The key (lost in the tin of baked beans) was to be found by feeding them to Switchblade Sam who was sitting by the fire. Hours later, the beans had their desired effect with flames licking his ankles.

External links

Jambell lights a fart: A short video of pyroflatulence
www.burningfarts.com: site for fart burners to post videos of their fart lighting
Fart Lighting Marathon: Several farts lit repeatedly
Vast number of "lit-fart" videos online

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